Cover Caption: "Now that I've gotten your attention....

Inside Caption: Have a Happy Birthday!!"

Cover Caption: "I got you an elk for your birthday! So this year you'll have something to hang up in camp!"

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CAPTION: "I wanted to get you something for your birthday that I knew you couldn't get for yourself."

CAPTION: "I got you a buck for your birthday...so this year you'll have something to hang up in camp!

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Caption: I WANTED TO GET YOU SOMETHING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, 

THAT I KNEW YOU COULDN'T GET FOR YOURSELF.

Caption: SORRY, ALL I COULD SCRAPE UP FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS FIVE BUCKS!!

Cover Caption: I hope my birthday present doesn't get you into trouble.....

Inside Caption: ...'cause I got you a blind date with a blonde who's looking for a good time!!

Cover Caption: IT TAKES A PERSON YEARS TO MASTER THE TYPE OF SKILLS YOU HAVE...

Inside Caption: ...AT SHOOTING THE BULL, THAT IS!!